Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson’s not happy, y’all.

I know what you’re thinking, that nobody seems to be paying any attention to his offseason nonsense?

Well, you’re right!

Johnson’s long been threatening not to show up in Cincinnati for training camp, and Monday he did just that by not attending a spring practice. He also thinks, by not showing up, the world has stopped due to his majesty not running routes in practice.

Mr. Johnson’s been going on every radio and television show possible, telling the sporting world he wants to leave his team. And why, you ask?

Mainly because he’s not happy about what the papers have been saying about him, and that he’s not appreciated in the city.

I’m completely bored with this soap opera star. Couldn’t he just find a hobby? Maybe learn to have a life when not playing football?

Nah!!!

That wouldn’t make him the center of attention, and we can’t have that. He’s Chad Johnson!

Would anyone miss him if he sat out a year?

Not I, said the fly.

TOUGH LOVE goes out to Chad Johnson, or any athlete for that matter, for refusing to honor their contract.