Craig Hansen

Craig, I’m so sick and tired of hearing Cub fans flap their gums, and you’re the reason I’m annoyed tonight.

You’d think because my Phillies won in grand fashion I might not have noticed your pitiful performance?

Wrong, Craig. I saw it all.

Throwing the ball over the middle of the plate with no movement is like going to a pool party in Vegas with your girlfriend.

I can imagine living and playing ball in Steel Town is not enjoyable? It’s not Philly, that’s for sure.

Or was it the championship town of Boston who shipped you out what’s got you all frazzled?

I have the feeling Mr. Epstein knew of the whoop-ass batters would be giving out to you and saved you from brutality from the Boston media.

I think you should stay in a few nights and get some good rest before throwing next.

Just sayin’, Craig,

TOUGH LOVE will be packed and shipped overnight for mailing it in for the season.

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