Knicks

Really? The Knicks?

Listen. Stop sneezing at these knuckleheads. They are totally legit.

The latest reassertion of the Knicks’ reascension from NBA laughingstock to legitimacy came in a resounding 132-103 victory over the (*covers mouth / mutters*) Memphis Grizzlies.

Alright, so the opponent isn’t exactly the 1980 Soviet Red Army, but a 29-point win is a 29-point win. The Knicks scored 132 points!

They set a franchise record by draining 19 three-pointers. Wilson Chandler scored a career-high 27 points and only missed from the field once. Jamal Crawford scored 25 and (get this!) dished out eight assists. Nate Robinson scored 21 and didn’t miss a shot, while somebody seems to have brought Zach Randolph back from the dead.

Where are all you D’Antoni haters now? He’s turned the Knicks from a me-first third-rate streetball team into an almost flowing, sharing and kinetic offensive juggernaut. Yes, my friends, you can officially kiss that traveling circus of yesteryear goodbye.

The Knicks now stand at 5-3, and have cracked the Top 10 in offense! All while their $21 million dollar man sits forlorn on the bench, tattooed head tuckered in shame.

MAD LOVE to the Madison Square Maulers for bringing roundball back to mid-town!