Rams

Just like a Rachel Ray meal, the Rams were done in less than 30 minutes.

Actually, they were boiled, battered and burned before the Pizza you ordered at kickoff had a chance to make it to your house.

The all-out assault the Jets put on the Rams on Sunday ranks as one of the most lopsided halves in recent football memory. The Rams were dominated so completely and thoroughly that even General Custer would have sickened at the sight of the videotape.

The Rams coughed up the ball five times, supplying all the ammo the Jets ever needed to turn those opportunities into 27 points.

Trent Green, who replaced Marc Bulger at halftime, spiked an errant pass off the umpire’s dome. The Rams’ D allowed the Jets to score on all seven of their first-half possessions.

The game looked more like a scrimmage, or a Texas vs. Louisiana-Lafayette season-opener, than an actual real-life NFL game. The end result was a Jets’ 47-3 victory, though they really showed some mercy as they were up 40-0 at the half!

TOUGH LOVE to the Rams for clearly still being light-years away from competitive. It’s nice to have the Rams of the 90s back.